ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

(Source: averagefairy, via passions-overdone)

sextnoise:

mishapenmagic:

twisted-oak:

battlersexual:

fire-raising:

homeboyslife:

actualcorpse:

dont give canadians money

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

is canada even real

the whole country is a fucking theme park


why cant america have colorful waterproof money!?

sextnoise:

mishapenmagic:

twisted-oak:

battlersexual:

fire-raising:

homeboyslife:

actualcorpse:

dont give canadians money

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

is canada even real

the whole country is a fucking theme park

why cant america have colorful waterproof money!?

(Source: baerga, via passions-overdone)

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

(via passions-overdone)

digivolvin:

my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

(via passions-overdone)

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(Source: wantapostcard, via passions-overdone)

consulting-kitkat:

creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

image

WHERE CAN I GET THEM

(via mrniftyifty)

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

(via mrniftyifty)

embracethishope:

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

all I know

(Source: francisfordfiesta, via passions-overdone)

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

(via passions-overdone)

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

(Source: anachronica, via passions-overdone)

23skidoome:

ctylerart:

I am a bad person.

i probably want a teacup pig more than most things in my life

23skidoome:

ctylerart:

I am a bad person.

i probably want a teacup pig more than most things in my life

(via passions-overdone)

werk1975:

 


[Huebucket]
foodandwine:

For carrots to cook evenly, they need to be cut evenly. That’s easier said than done—unless you watch this week’s Mad Genius Tips video. F&W chopping machine Justin Chapple reveals how to cut carrots into equally-sized pieces. For more great cooking tricks and tips, watch all of F&W’s Mad Genius Tips videos.
Related: Just the Excuse You Need to Make Ginger CocktailsThe Magic Trick to Saving Money on HerbsWhat Do You Do with a Ton of Cheese and No Knife?

foodandwine:

For carrots to cook evenly, they need to be cut evenly. That’s easier said than done—unless you watch this week’s Mad Genius Tips video. F&W chopping machine Justin Chapple reveals how to cut carrots into equally-sized pieces. For more great cooking tricks and tips, watch all of F&W’s Mad Genius Tips videos.

Related: Just the Excuse You Need to Make Ginger Cocktails
The Magic Trick to Saving Money on Herbs
What Do You Do with a Ton of Cheese and No Knife?

(via cadenceofchange)

fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow:

My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.

(via passions-overdone)